"Life can little else supply but a few good fucks and then we die." -John
Wilkes

"If sex is a pain in the butt you're doing it wrong." -Anonymous

"Life is short, play naked." -Anonymous

"Nothing says I love you like 6 hours of nonstop sex." -Anonymous

"Sex is like air, it's not important unless you aren't getting any." -Anonymous

"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question, 'Yes' is the answer." -Anonymous

"The difference between like and love is spit or swallow." -Anonymous

"Good sex is like a good game of Bridge. If you don't have a good partner
you better have a good hand." -Mae West

"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love." -Woody Allen

"Sex without love is an empty experience. But as far as empty experiences
go it's one of the best." -Woody Allen

"Bisexuality immediatly doubles your chances for a date Saturday night."
-Woody Allen

"I think that making love is the best form of exercise." -Cary Grant

"If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on
how to do it?" -Bette Midler

"The backseat produced the sexual revolution." -Jerry Rubin

"Sex is an emotion in motion." -Mae West

"As she lay there dozing next to me one voice inside my head keeps saying,
"Relax...you aren't the first doctor to sleep with one of his patients."
Another kept reminding me, "Howard, you're a vet." -Dick Wilson

"If sex is so personal, why do we share it with someone?" -Unknown

"Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything
about it, he shouldn't!" -George Bernard Shaw

"Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex brings
up some pretty good questions!" -Woody Allen

"I could fall madly in bed with you!" -Unknown

"I knew in my bones that sexuality was not a decision, but a natural part
of who I am!" -Jonathan Tolins

"Life is a bitch, get on your knees and make the most of it!" -Jon Robarts

"The difference between sex and death is that death you can do alone and
nobody will make fun of you." -Woody Allen

"He told me he likes men as well as women, which seems only natural, he
says, because he is the offspring of two sexes as well as races. No one is
surprised he is biracial; why should they be surprised he is bisexual?
This is an explanation I have never heard and cannot entirely grasp; it
seems too logical for my brain." -Alice Walker

"Why sex is better than gods? "It's ok to yell 'Oh God" during sex but
it's not to yell 'Oh Fuck' during church." -Unknown

"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are
unimportant." -Henry Miller

"The web brings people together because no matter what kind of a twisted
sexual mutant you happen to be, you've got millions of pals out there.
Type in 'Find people that have sex with goats that are on fire' and the
computer will ask, 'Specify which type of goat.'" -Jason Alexander

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole
relationships." -Sharon Stone

"Nothing ruins the mood during foreplay more than the recurring image of
your sixty-five-year-old homeroom teacher trying to stretch a condom over
a cucumber." -Dennis Miller

"Sex is like math; add a female, subtract the cloths, divide the legs, and
hope like hell you don't multiply!" -Unknown

"Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion." -Spike
Milligan